'WhiTe-CHick' |
Im not the perfect girl my hair doesnt stay in place i spill alot of things im pretty clumsy and sometimes i have a broken heart && my friends and i might fight && maybe somedays nothing goes right but when i think about it & take a step back i remember how amazing life really is and that i love being unperfect! |
It’s funny because Americans wont get it
OHMYGOD THIS IS AMAZING.
it took me a second, but…FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAYThis is the best thing ever okay? Okay.
I DON’T GET IT EITHER! I’m Italian, I want to laugh too… ;n;
i DON’T GET IT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN I WANT TO LOL TOO.
I feel like I should explain but I sort of want it to be an epic inside joke.
NO-ONE EXPLAIN IT THE FACT ONLY BRITISH PEOPLE UNDERSTAND MAKES IT TWICE AS FUNNY
God I love puns
genius
So there’s a CHIP on his windshield, huh?
puns make me giggle.
NOT THAT FUNNY!
(Source: yugoslavic)
| society: | Everyone's beautiful. |
| society: | Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat. |
| society: | You don't eat? Anorexic freak! |
| society: | You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0! |
| society: | You're an A cup? What are you, 8? |
| society: | You're a C cup? That's my mums size. |
| society: | You had sex?! Slut! |
| society: | You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid! |
| society: | You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker! |
| society: | You think you're pretty? Conceited much? |
| society: | You believe in gay rights? Homo! |
| society: | You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead! |
| society: | You're depressed? Attention seeker! |
| society: | You cut yourself? Still attention seeking! |
| society: | You can't go on? How much attention do you want?! |
| -someone kills themself- | |
| society: | Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks! |
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Dear Teacher,
I talk to everybody. Changing my seat will not keep me from talking.
Sincerely, Student
(Source: breakthe--mold, via autumnndreams)
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crying
ASKSJHDF
YAAAASSS THIS OMG.
fucking dead
“FUCK ME WITH A SHOVEL AND SLAP MY TITTIES” !!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 😂😭 THE ACTUAL TEARS I’VE CRIED READING THISSSSS! LMFAOOO. I CAN’T!
Exactly! I knew I wasn’t the only one who felt like this. Lol.
(Source: mother-rucker)
this is me after a long night of drinking
At first im like ooh yay
than im like WHOAAAAAAAAA!
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